On this world with war,science and discovery,have you every thought to look on what happened before,but didn't?
Your name is XEZI CORNWALL, you were born at the VERY YOUNG AGE OF 0 at a hospital that no longer exists,in Brazil.
You have interests that may or may not (always do) include:
You turn on your computer that runs Haiku and open your browser,WebPositive.
You open your favorite website and go to read That Session Again.
Woah,it's on the part where Njör finds out about the existence of Anne Raster and timeline 0!
You always wondered why it was 0 factorial and not 0.
You go into the IRC chat you always go to.
Wait,someone is messaging you.
You know damn well you won't message that fucka.
You go outside,and see the moss-filled narrow street you live in. There's barely anyone here (the only other person is a dog).
My name is Shonto. I am writing this right now and was born at the young age of 0 in Araranguá,Brazil.
Oh shit,I didn't think you... or really anyone would be here. Hello then,i guess.
Heeeeeyyyyyy so you may be wondering why there aren't images here,right?
Well,it turns out I wrote you to be blind,sorry but I can't undo that.
Only if you could see Xezi...
Wait,I got an idea!
Hey,so imagine like... Akee Bandirag... but with a different hair. Yeah,sorry I'm not good at describing this. Oh wait,so like... get Dylan Diamond's hair,but like........ mixed with Sollux Captor's. I think this is the best I can do to describe the hair.
Okaaaaayyyy,so now imagine a white shirt... but it's gray. And then imagine an image of a VHS tape on it. Yeah,that's the shirt.
Oh and they wear jeans.
This was originally meant to be a story about an alternate timeline and shit,but now we have Xezi fucking around.
Oh and also,i think i need to specify,just because Xezi is a bit similar to me,it does not mean Xezi is me. I AM NOT XEZI.
Well,
Well,this one was a good intermission... just kidding,it was shit
You pick up your phone and put it in your pocket.
Just another way that shows how the Pepsi P1 phone isn't obsolete.
You go to your computer and open the mail app... on which is called Mail.
Who the fuck actually thought that was a good idea? You don't know,but you find it a good idea.
Now you are sending an E-mail to someone...
A not so young man stands in his bedroom,18 years old,he was born in the very young age of 0 in the USA.
Yo dude,that's hella disrespectful,let him pick his own name that his mother picked!
Your name is KOLE WILLIAMS. You were born at the VERY YOUNG AGE OF 0 in the united states,you have recently survived senior year of high school and now are a legal adult.
You consider yourself to have some very basic interests,so here they are:
You use a laptop which is actually a MACBOOK running MACOS TAHOE.
Enough with the bullshit,let's see your inbox.
Oh,lovely! It's an email from your top viewer,CornishWarrior.txt!